Eevee's ice cream bingeToday was a special day for this little diapered Eevee. He was going to go on a massive ice cream binge. For him, it was very exciting. He had been planning it for a while and knew it was going to be very fun.
He went down to the freezer, and it was filled with ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream of many different flavours. "Wow, it looks amazing!", said Eevee. "Can't wait to fill myself up with this!"
He took all of the ice cream out of the freezer and set them in a different room. He then went around the house gathering the stuff he needed for his ice cream binge. First, he went into a closet and pulled out a special diaper and put it on. "I know just what I'll do," he said. "I'll eat ice cream until my diaper pops off. I'm gonna get really big!"
He then went and got a big spoon. "I'm gonna be able to eat lots of ice cream with this," he said.
With the items he got, Eevee went back to his huge stack of ice cream and stared at it. He counted and saw that there were 25 unique flavour
Toad and Toadette diaper fillingToad and Toadette again wanted to fill up their diapers, so they got a pumping machine filled with hot sauce and another one filled with ice and they met up.
Toad stuffed the tube to the hot sauce machine in his diaper and Toadette stuffed the tube to the ice machine in her diaper. Then they both turned them on to full power.
"Woohoo!", they both said as their diapers were filling. Toad's diaper felt warm and liquidy, and Toadette's diaper was cold and wet. The diapers grew and grew and grew until they were the size of a planet. Suddenly the diapers exploded.
They were both laughing. "That was so fun!", said Toad. "Totally! But what should we do now?", Toadette asked him.
Just then, Baby Peach and Baby Daisy walked up. They brought in
Ketchup and mustard pumping machines.
"Hey, mind if we join you with the diaper filling?", asked Baby Peach.
"Go right ahead!" said Toadette.
So Toad stuck the mustard tube into Baby Peach's diaper, and Toadette stuck the ketchup tube into Bab
Keldeo's babied failiureKeldeo had tried to prove his strength by battling Kyurem. He fought very hard, but in the end he had embarassingly failed. Now he had to go to the three swords of justice, knowing that they would be mad.
He walked up to them nervously. "Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion...I'm sorry...", he started to say. Then Cobalion walked up. "Keldeo...you have failed to defeat Kyurem," he said in angry way with a serious sort of look. "You said you were strong enough! It is clear that you need the proper punishment."
"No, please, Cobalion!", Keldeo pleaded. "I tried my best. I promise! Please don't punish me!" But Cobalion refused. "Since you have failed so babyishly, you are going to be treated like a baby," he explained.
Keldeo got scared. "W-what!? What do you mean? What are you going to do to me?", he tried to ask. But then Cobalion put him on his back and carried him off with the other swords of justice following.
Cobalion stopped inside a large, pink room filled with a bunch of baby items. He l
What do i deserve?My mind is constantly filled with these bad thoughts
whenever i try and think
all that comes up is
how stupid and worthless i am.
All around me
i see all these amazing people
doing amazing things
and everybody loves them.
i shouldn't be jealous,
but i am.
"why can't that be me?
why can't i be as good as them?
why can't i deserve that?"
then i think more
and i realize
it's because i'm much too useless
they do amazing things
but all i do
is get mocked
and get bad scores
and get yelled at
and lay down in my room
and (sometimes) hurt myself.
They try to tell me
"no, you're useful!
you're a good person!
you're important to people!"
if that was true,
i would amount to a depressed loner
who sometimes loves to write.
i try to smile
i try to laugh
but my brain reminds me "No.
stop, you don't deserve that.
be depressed. it's what you get.
Now i think i sort of welcome the pain
it still hurts like hell
i still hate it
but i deserve it.
because i mostly make mistakes
and i mostly create fa
Baby Peach and Daisy and condiment-filled diapersIt was a bright, pleasant day in the mushroom kingdom. Baby Peach and Baby Daisy were hanging out together. They had two large tanks filled with ketchup and mustard. Baby Peach had just come up with a brilliant idea of what to do with them.
"Hey, let's fill our diapers until they're as huge as a planet and explode!", she said.
"I love that idea," said Baby Daisy. "Let's do it! I'll invite Baby Luigi and Baby Mario to join in on the fun!"
The four babies met up outside with the tanks. Baby Mario went first. "Time to fill up my diaper!", he said. Baby Peach stuck the ketchup tube into Baby Mario's diaper and turned the power up to max.
The diaper quickly filled up with the tasty red goo. The ketchup squished inside his diaper as it was filling to an enormous size. Baby Mario squealed with enjoyment. His diaper grew and grew and grew until it was the size of a planet. Then suddenly,
His diaper exploded and ketchup spewed everywhere. "That was fun!", said Baby Mario. "It's your turn
Lili and Nilla's diaper competitionNilla and Lili were at their daycare. They were sitting on the floor playing with blocks. They both had on diapers with really cute designs on them. Lili had little lightning bolts on her diaper, and Nilla had berries on hers. "I really like your diaper!", said Nilla. "It really fits your type." "Thanks. yours looks good on you," said Lili." diapers are so fun to wear!"
She was thinking for a moment. "Hey, y'know what would be really fun?", she asked Nilla. "Huh? what is it?", Nilla asked, wondering what Lili was getting exited about. "Hehe, follow me!" Lili said. Then she led Nilla along.
They stopped at a couple of large crates with packs of diapers in them. "I was thinking, let's put on lots of diapers at once!", said Lili. " We can make a competition out of it. These diapers are really stretchy and strong. It'll be fun!"
Nilla loved that idea. "Sounds good. But what should the winner or loser get?" she asked. Lili had to think about it. "I know!", she said. "The first one to